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Ooo, this one has been a while coming. In the drab world I have been working on real AIs for thirty years, give and take, and I have a certain dislike for what we now have; I will explain how the things that are currently being pushed at the masses aren’t really AI, or if they are they really lean on the ‘artificial’ because there is absolutely no intelligence there, but this blog post will be a lot of fun, because I’m going to show you how to get some really fun results out of them.

Firstly a caveat – every picture you see in this blog is a frame grab from a video I have generated using a paid-for AI. I’ll talk about that later, including how to get it to do these kind of things, but before I do I’m going to explain how these engines actually work. I will refrain from ranting, as I do in real life, but you’ll get the gist and see what I mean as we go on.

If you’re not interested in the actual mechanics, enjoy the piccies. Plus I’ll share the ‘prompts’ I used to get the results.

What is an LLM when it is at home?

Every single ‘AI’ currently being forced down our throats is based on a technology called ‘Large Language Models’. Conceptually they are amazingly dumb and simple; you push a chunk of text into the engine, it converts all the words into numerical tokens, i.e. “I am not a fan of AI am I?’ would become something like ‘1 2 3 4 5 6 7 2 1’ (note that I is always 1 and am is always 2). Then this set of numbers is stored in the LLM as positional vectors; in English, it records that, for example in that bit of text I gave you, 1 appeared before 2, and 6 appeared before 7, etc. It stores the ‘next token’ count. For example, if I gave it ‘I am I am I am I am’, it would store that fact that, given I = 1 and am = 2, 2 followed one four times, and 1 followed 2 three times.

Pictured – prompt ‘She realises she is wearing a dress. Show her shocked, and then crying.’

Now throw trillions of pieces of text into the machine. It builds up probabilities of tokens following each other. It’s called positional probability, and it is a very simple, but very intensive, computational exercise.

So, the LLM has literally trillions of probabilities in it, called Tensor Flows (vectors), which are stored relative to the numerical values of the tokens. It doesn’t understand English. It doesn’t understand anything; what it does is when you ask it something, like ‘do I like AI?’, it converts that questions, which is known as a ‘prompt’, into the same numbered tokens as its store. It then looks at the tokens in the prompt to see which ones are ‘interesting’ (nouns and verbs, basically), and then looks at all its vectors to see what it the probability of another token following the ones you are asking for. As it has seen trillions of sentences, it has a good idea in terms of probability as to what token should follow next; it picks the interesting tokens out of the prompt and then starts to build a response.

It uses probability. So, if you have asked ‘do I like AI’ it will look up the tokens for like and AI, ‘roll the dice’ for each possible token that will follow, and pick one. It then uses the token it picked to look up what might follow that (the system also treats punctuation as a token, so it might get a 95% chance of a full stop after the word ‘end’ for example.

Pictured – prompt ‘She is a maid at a hotel. Show the manager, who is handsome and wearing a suit, kissing her passionately. She loves it. It is a romantic scene’.

&tl;dr – it’s a digital parrot. You will never get new information out of an LLM, it will always return a subset of the stuff it knows based on the probability vectors, and every model out there has trillions and trillions of vectors in it, so the output it gives looks like English. It has no understanding at all.

Rant over; you now know what an LLM/generative AI machine does. So how does it generate videos?

It doesn’t…..

When you use an AI service to generate a picture or a video, the AI is not generating the output. It is actually a two step process; it has an LLM for the words you ask for (the prompt stuff we talked about above), and it has a massive library of existing, small video clips, that have textual information attached to them. For instance, there might be a video of a man and a woman kissing, and the textual information will detail that in English.

When you generate a picture of a video, you give a ‘prompt’. The system then uses an LLM to select one or more existing files (pictures of videos, depending on what you have asked for). The LLM is just used to dip into the existing material.

Pictured – prompt ‘She is going on a date. Show her date, who is a handsome man, come in and look into her eyes. They are in love. It is a romantic scene’

Then comes the magic. If you’ve ever seen that old Michael Jackson video (Black or White?) where the people morph into each other, you are looking at the technology that back-pins these AI engines for picture and video generation.

My stuff…..

So, you can go and use an AI to generate a picture of you; you give it your base picture, you ask for a certain look, and what the engine will do is choose from a number of pictures that match the stuff you are asking for, and morph your features around the original. It’s clever technology, but 99% of the time an AI generated picture of you will not look like you. There maybe vague features, but the original picture takes priority in the shape, style and output of the picture. It’s why, from a T-perspective, I’m pretty much not happy with AI pictures; they are make believe and while it gives you a quick endorphin hit, it produces something you can never recreated in real life.

It’s not a case of authenticity or anything like that; I have next to no confidence about my ability to look like a woman; I know that sounds mad given the amount of stuff I do, and it’s probably incorrect, but my mental makeup tell me that, and if I used AI pictures it would subconsciously bolster that opinion, and that’s not healthy. For me at least.

Pictured – so, I spoofed the engine here. Using my iPad, I created a sticker from a picture of me in the Lolita dress (see previous blogpost). If you lightly touch a photo it will outline the figure beneath. Having done that, I took a picture of me in ‘Stepford Wife’ mode (gorgeous green and white frock), added the sticker but resized it so the picture of me in the Lolita frock looked the size of a child, and then saved the composite picture. Gave that to the engine with the prompt ‘This is a mother and her child. Show the mother hugging the child as the child falls asleep. It is a family scene’. And et voila, a little touch of madness.

With the videos, however, you can have some proper fun. By using original pictures of yourself as a base/start image, you can put yourself into scenarios you’d never be able to experience, and the technology behind the videos retains your original look. Sometimes it gets it wrong, and I’ll explain why in a second, but some of the results you can get are gorgeous and, because you are using an original picture of yourself and not an AI generated one, you can see yourself and associate with yourself.

Under all of this stuff I am, at heart, a situational CD. I love seeing myself in pictures in situations that are uniquely feminine; some of these I could never create just by dressing. These AI engines allow me to fantasise about situations that I am not brave enough to try myself.

Pictured – such as being passionately kissed by an older gentleman in public. Prompt – ‘Show her older husband meeting her and kissing her passionately while people walk by’, with the original picture just me out and about in front of the Tower of London.

There’s a plus and a minus to that, of course; I’m pretty sure the thrill of making these will fade quickly compared to actually doing some of them, but the way of the world is such that a lot of the things I can create with the engine are not possible in the real world.

Anyway, I guess you’ve been hanging around for the next section……

And how do you actually do it?

There you go. So, there are a number of engines you can play with; the free ones are pretty restrictive (Grok, ChatGPT etc) in what you can ask and what you can provide. For all of mine I have used a paid-service called KlingAI.

The first thing to be aware of is that KlingAI is based around the reasonably new Chinese LLM called DeepSeek. This is an LLM built by the Chinese to compete with ChatGPT from OpenAI. It’s Chinese, so there’s going to be something spooky behind the scenes, but I use images that I have already uploaded to the Internet, so I’m not sharing anything above and beyond what is already out there.

Pictured – yeah, there’s quite a few ‘she doesn’t want to be a Stepford Wife’ videos, put it down to my own little kinks. Prompt – ‘Her husband, who is wearing a suit, comes in from work. He kisses her, and she looks shocked. He holds her face while she looks at him’

Second thing is that the library of videos it picks and choose to morph you into, based on the LLM’s output, are Chinese sourced. You will occasionally see some cultural things cropping up; I did a number of vids where I asked it to ‘show the woman upset as the man tells her off’ and there was a lot of head bowing. Also, if you render a scene with multiple people in the background, it will look like downtown Shanghai.

Thirdly, LLMs are VERY LITERAL. As I described earlier, they build token frequencies based on trillions of documents, so anything you ask will be taken very literally. For instance, if you gave it a prompt of ‘She is a housewife. Show her husband coming in. She touches his hand.’ it will almost always render you, your husband coming in, and then your husband touching his own hand. It missed the link between ‘she is a housewife’ and ‘she touches’; it’s a subtle thing, but the prompt should be ‘She is a housewife. Show her husband coming in. Show the housewife touching her husband’s hand’. It needs to be fed information like a child (and sorry for installing feelings on it; LLMs will end up making you treat them like humans and they are definitely not).

Pictured – prompt ‘she is a little girl. Show her being fed a bottle of milk by her mother’. And through the looking glass we fall….

Also KlingAI/DeepSeek will occasionally/often really mess up the video in hilarious and ‘The Thing’ level of weird ways. I had one video where I used a simple picture of me in a Swing Dress, and gave it the prompt ‘Show her dancing with her husband’. It proceeded to generate 10 seconds of the weirdest body horror you have ever seen; the husband grew out of my midriff and the two legged, two torsoed creature from hell danced around. It was….. entertaining at 2:10am in the morning, Let’s leave it at that.

It also has issues with hands. I did one with ‘She is a mother. Show her picking up her young daughter, who is wearing a pretty dress. They both smile and wave at the camera’. In the resulting horror show I picked up a young child, and then the child started looking and waving at the camera without rotating her torso. It was the Exorcist on steroids.

Also, there are filters for naughty stuff; it won’t use a picture of you if it can see nipples (or other things), and it has filters for abusive/sexual prompts. However, and having spent a lifetime hacking systems, you can carefully word a prompt to get it to do some very erotic things. “She is a housewife. Show her husband coming home from work. They kiss passionately. She kneels down in front of him and looks up into his eyes. It is a romantic scene’. That prompt always looks exactly like me bending down to perform a certain action. Always. Without fail.

Pictured – I rest my knees. I mean case. And remember all these are videos…..

Anyway, hope the tech didn’t put you off. Just remember to provide a picture of you without enhancement, and word your prompts correctly, and it’s a lot of fun.

Stay beautiful, and don’t get too carried away with Generative AI, the bubble will pop sometime soon…..

Pictured – won’t someone stop the madness? Anyway, normally reality will be resumed shortly…..