WARNING! Here be dragons, again. Ranty Sarah is in the house. Ever had one of those weeks that feels like someone punching you repeatedly in the crotch? Yeah, one of those. This week has been, well, tiring, yet every night, without fail, I’m awake at to see 3:00am, either, like tonight, falling asleep exhausted at… Continue reading [Philosophy] The 3:00am Train to Insomnia Central

If you’re like me (and if so, I sympathise) this lockdown is the pits. It’s just making everything grey and mundane, there’s no fun; I miss the smells of the Tube in London, I miss bad coffee from Starbucks, bad coffee from Costa, bad pubs, bad service in bad pubs. All the things that drove… Continue reading [Fashion] The Importance of being Ernestina

I promised a second, fun blogpost to counter the melancholy rant of my vent from, oh, a good twenty minutes ago. So, with that in mind I thought I’d just share some archival pictures; one of the ways to cheer myself up at the moment is to dive into my archive of Sarah photos like… Continue reading [Fashion] Diners, Drive-Ins and Archive Dives

Here be dragons… This post is a bit of a vent about the bad place we are stuck in; I promise some fun pictures to lighten it somewhat and I’m going to write a blog immediately after with some fun femm content, but I need to put this down in a post to hopefully cheer… Continue reading [Philosophy] French-Tips for Surviving Surviving

Firstly, that’s not a real baby. It’s a hyper-realistic training doll I bought a couple of years back for some fun photoshoots, but I chose that picture for the featured image of the blog for a reason – lockdown is way too hard at the moment. I’ll explain; I was terrified at first about the… Continue reading [Naughtiness] Ooo, a new category? Fetishtastic…

Going to admit it. I’m bored AND I’m going up the wall, which is an interesting (i.e. not interesting) new side-effect of the ongoing pandemic/government reaction/cessation of basic human rights* (* delete as applicable depending on your level of insanity during this period). The plus side is that I’ve had to be more creative in… Continue reading [Fashion] Counter-Pointing Women

Ahh, writing a blog post about the joys of wearing women’s clothing at 4:00am in the middle of an ongoing historical event that has taken a year so far, removed civil rights in a way that no-one could have predicted (it is currently illegal to walk in the mountains I live ten miles from, how… Continue reading [Fashion] Delayed Frock Tales (2), Ditzy vs The Seventies

No rants on Covid, Trump or life in general, I promise, but a quick intro to explain why I haven’t written much lately. Actually I have, I have a gorgeous post about fetishes I’ve been trying hard to finish for at least six weeks, and given I normally sit down, bang out a post in… Continue reading [Fashion] Delayed Frock Tales 1, the Bombshell and the 1976 Housewife

Yeah, I promised Frock Tales and I will deliver, but I felt in the mood for a little introspection, especially this time of year and ESPECIALLY given the ‘way past its expiry date’ year this has been. What you’ve got to realise is that I write this blog from a single person’s perspective, and being… Continue reading [Philosophy] Building with Pink Lego

I did promise some Frock Tales, and rather than start at the first outfit from the three sessions I have had since I documented them (whoops, sorry!) I thought I’d start with the last look I did at the last session, Saturday 5th December. And there’s a very good reason for this – it’s a… Continue reading [Frock Tale] I *will* sell this house today!