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Well, this was going to be a [Fashion] level post but you’ll understand why it went a bit [NSFW] as we get into the kinky details of this particular frock. Reason I’m doing it now is that it’s finally back on sale, in blue, yellow or green, from the utterly brilliant Lindy Bop site so if it’s your kind of thing, and from my perspective it definitely is, go treat your inner school-girl at http://www.lindybop.co.uk/dresses-c1/swing-jive-dresses-c3/bonnie-blue-gingham-swing-dress-p2776

So where to start?

A lot of T-Gurls have the school-girl thing. It’s a touch fetish-y and there’s nothing wrong with that – if you’re trying to get away from the rigid structures of a 21st century male life the freedom of being able to role-play into the guise of an innocent school-girl has it’s appeal. For me that wasn’t why I bought the frock – I *love* Gingham dresses, Peter Pan collars and this style of swing dress, and when I saw it on the Lindy Bop site I fell in love with the frock.

But when I got it I unwrapped it and it was immediately apparent that this wasn’t going to work as a retro-swing dress. It was far too cute for that. Cute in a way that today’s girls wouldn’t wear it, it was just a little too child-like.

But for me, it ticked all the boxes.

So I racked up to Cindy’s with it in my selection of possible outfits, and when I showed it to her we both had a laugh and her eyes lit up with ideas.

So the Bonnie dress ended up being a summer-school frock for Sarah. Combined with white stockings, sensible shoes, cute little-girl hair-bows and suddenly I felt, well, a little odd. In a good way.

There’s no getting around it, this look is a pure sexual one. The combination of innocence with the make-up, the nails, the mature-woman dressed as a girl vibe, it was all a little fun.

Plus we used a couple of props – a lolly for her to hold and lick suggestively, some glasses that made her look like the head girl and, well, wait until later…

In my usual crass way, would I do her? Ooo, that’s a difficult one. It was a surprisingly sensual outfit to wear, quite constrictive in a nice way. You get the feeling that if you ever were brave enough to go out dressed like this, to a fetish club of course, it would be an evening to remember. And the feeling of shedding your gender and your age is interesting and remarkably cathartic. But it’s also completely sexual in an objectification way. And I was going to push it a little.

And then we had a lot more fun. I’d bought some bananas with me, it’s a good fruit and a nice lunch. And yes, it was my idea to have some fun with the banana. And yes, I think it’s a very sexy idea. Need I say any more? 🙂

Not even subtle.

I have no idea why I thought it would be fun to simulate fellatio with a piece of fruit. Yeah, it’s a massive turn-on for me when I see erotica but to do it, that was something else.

If you’re going to be naughty, do it in style.

So, not very retro unless you’re going for Anne from the Famous Five, and also raises a number of, err, interesting questions, but what the hell, a sexy look and a lot of fun.

One last thing to point out – it’s nigh on impossible to button up a frock like this with long red nails, so I ended up being dressed by Cindy as well. Yeah, pretty much complete emasculation.

Someone somewhere is avidly reading this with one hand – you’re welcome 😉

Stay beautiful, you delicious depraved darlings. Head Girl Sarah reminding you to finish your homework and meet me behind the bike-sheds….