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Sooo, after a number of years of umming and ahhing I finally started an OnlyFans site. Not for revenue, as the tax-man eats most of my earnings anyway, but because I have 80k odd pictures sat sadly on my various laptops and backup disks doing nothing, and I don’t like flooding sites with lots of… Continue reading [Philosophy] OnlyFantasies….

Yeah, I’m still here! It’s been a weird year so far. Everyone I talk to seems to be down in a weary way, me included, and I’ve found myself weighing up life in general, not in a bad way, but just in a ‘hey, I’m getting older (and it’s my birthday which always makes me… Continue reading [Philosophy] Becoming Betsy…

So, I had a weird Christmas and New Year. Christmas was its usual mix of way too much food, way too much drink and the Festive season’s heaping of commercial stress, which the happy pills really helped with. But come Boxing Day I crashed for absolutely no reason; been reading up about SAD and yup,… Continue reading [Fashion] SAD 0, Happy Pills 1

Couldn’t resist it, one of the looks I did the day before yesterday was very Queen Elizabeth (RIP). For those non-Brits reading this it was an Xmas tradition to sit down after eating way too much turkey and listening to the annual Queen’s speech; since she has died it has kind of stopped being a… Continue reading [Fashion] The Queen’s Speech, 2023

For some reason November just flew by. Suddenly it’s December, the shops are full of Xmas stuff, every third track on ClassicFM is a bleedin Carol and I’m looking at my calendar just trying to work out just where the last six or so weeks have gone. In terms of Sarah stuff it’s been a… Continue reading [Philosophy] OK, who stole November??

So, I promised in the last blog post I’d describe, in femme detail, the fun looks I did last Saturday. It’s taken me until Friday to find a bit of time to do it; work is busy, stressful, the world is catching fire….again and courtesy of the happy pills I have somewhat of an inner… Continue reading [Frock Tales] A wet(ish) Saturday in October

After a couple of mad weeks, following the Manchester Bucket-List trip, where the world went even more insane than before, I decided to take a day off and pop into London for a good old fashioned Cinder’s session. I did nine new looks and revisited my Witch costume, had a blast including copious glasses of… Continue reading [Fashion] The HouseWives’ Tale

A little caveat before we start on this fun post – all of the pictures are going to be selfies, and as the night progressed my ability to take a picture/focus/stop smiling faded rapidly…. So, I did it. My planned bucket list second tick off; the one I may have mentioned in overly great detail… Continue reading [Philosophy] Bucket List part deux

I haven’t done a Frock Tale in a while, and having just had the pleasure of a weekend of streaming cold (and it was my first ‘earned’ weekend off for a while, did a hugely busy week last week including a 19 hour in-and-out day in London where, surprise surprise, I picked up a cold),… Continue reading [Frock Tales] Remember to stop and smell the Florals

Just been checking the dates of my published posts and, err, it’s been a while. In my defence I’m ‘enjoying’ a course of Citalopram, a low dose anti-depressant that, gasp, seems to be having an effect. Well, a couple being honest, one of which is kinda entertaining in a ‘err, where did my erection go?’… Continue reading [Chat] Popping the Happy Pills…