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Firstly, that’s not a real baby. It’s a hyper-realistic training doll I bought a couple of years back for some fun photoshoots, but I chose that picture for the featured image of the blog for a reason – lockdown is way too hard at the moment. I’ll explain; I was terrified at first about the… Continue reading [Naughtiness] Ooo, a new category? Fetishtastic…

Going to admit it. I’m bored AND I’m going up the wall, which is an interesting (i.e. not interesting) new side-effect of the ongoing pandemic/government reaction/cessation of basic human rights* (* delete as applicable depending on your level of insanity during this period). The plus side is that I’ve had to be more creative in… Continue reading [Fashion] Counter-Pointing Women

Ahh, writing a blog post about the joys of wearing women’s clothing at 4:00am in the middle of an ongoing historical event that has taken a year so far, removed civil rights in a way that no-one could have predicted (it is currently illegal to walk in the mountains I live ten miles from, how… Continue reading [Fashion] Delayed Frock Tales (2), Ditzy vs The Seventies

No rants on Covid, Trump or life in general, I promise, but a quick intro to explain why I haven’t written much lately. Actually I have, I have a gorgeous post about fetishes I’ve been trying hard to finish for at least six weeks, and given I normally sit down, bang out a post in… Continue reading [Fashion] Delayed Frock Tales 1, the Bombshell and the 1976 Housewife

Yeah, I promised Frock Tales and I will deliver, but I felt in the mood for a little introspection, especially this time of year and ESPECIALLY given the ‘way past its expiry date’ year this has been. What you’ve got to realise is that I write this blog from a single person’s perspective, and being… Continue reading [Philosophy] Building with Pink Lego

I did promise some Frock Tales, and rather than start at the first outfit from the three sessions I have had since I documented them (whoops, sorry!) I thought I’d start with the last look I did at the last session, Saturday 5th December. And there’s a very good reason for this – it’s a… Continue reading [Frock Tale] I *will* sell this house today!

Well, the second lockdown was as much fun as stomach flu. For many reasons it just felt worse than the first one; at least with the first one it was something new. I don’t know about anyone else but I had that weird time-dilation effect; they announced the second lockdown whilst I was in the… Continue reading [Fashion] Merry Girlmas and a Happy New Vaccine to you

Alcohol. Pretty much the cause of every one of my more entertaining tales over the last, well, to be honest, thirty-nine years. Yeah, we start drinking early in Bristol; I actually quit drinking cider when I was fifteen after literally crawling half a mile home after ten too many Woodpecker ciders (or was it Diamond… Continue reading [Fashion] Oh, do stop wine-ing, dear…..

I know, I know, I’ve been lax in writing stuff. In my defence this whole cosy-apocalypse pandemic has been, well, on, under, in and pressing down on my mind lately. Also I managed to sneak in not one but two flying visits to Boys Will Be Girls in the last three weeks, partly because I… Continue reading [Philosophy] Femininity 1, Masculinity 0…